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I mean what are you supposed to blog about I guess this bit gets easier as time goes on. Today we will be mostly concentrating on me as It is my bloody page after all. Only joking.....

So if you don't know who I am. I am your god send me money in a large quantity. If you do, I probably owe you money.

At the moment of writing I'm 33 with a bad back, a cold, an empty bottle of Iced tea and two unsmoked cigarettes.

TODAY IN THE NEWS
Libya - Libya leader Muammar Gaddafi's armed forces are not close to breaking point despite hundreds of allied air strikes, American military chiefs have said.....Gaddafi must be using the same plastic surgeon on his troops as he is on his own face. they're not breaking just slowly melting into the desert rather like a scene from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

Ireland - The Republic of Ireland's banks need an extra 24bn euros (£21.2bn) to survive the financial crisis, the central bank announces. Word has it on the streets of Dublin the Potato is to replace the Euro by August....

Earth - It looks like a giant potato in space. A survey of Gravity shows the Earth looks like a hot potato in space with baked beans, cheese and a large portion of shite.....